Jerkin Off

Ok, heres what happened (having nothing to do with the previous entry)

Imagine with me the back yard of a reniassance fair Guild yard, theres a bunch of tents, and burlap fences everywhere, some with holes in them for other people to come thru and to get around the fair. There are 2 big wash basins and tables set up for washing dishes in... the stage is set. So its Me washing dishes, one of the Nobles from another guild and a couple other people getting changed after a long long day at fair, and I am talking to the noble about nothing in particular when my good friend (who happens to be Gay) Billy walks up. He asks if we could help him get out of his Jerkin (like a vest with leather laces to tie it together) by pulling it up over his head. So the noble takes the shoulders of the jerkin and starts pulling, this obviously pulls Billy down so he is bent over and getting tugged around the guild yard because he didn't have time to brace himself, also because it is tied just a wee bit too tight. Well I look at this and know its not going to work so I go trying to grab him by the waste as he is dragged around in a circle, just out of reach. When I catch him and plant my feet in the dirt is when things got bad because at this point we realized that his Jerkin is too tight by a hair and the guy starts yanking with all his might, tugging this way and that way... and billy who is having his diaphram compressed is grunting and moaning and straining and making one heck of a wracket and suddenly we realize that everyone is starring at us. Billy, not missing a beat starts actually making moaning and heavy breathing sounds and we are stuck in that situation with peoples jaws just hanging loose for a couple of minutes untill the climax and the clothing article slips over his head. As Billy is standing up he says nonchalantly, "thanks for helping me Jerkin off" and we all just bust up laughing uncontrolably... I don't think I will ever live that one down.... LOL Life doesn't get much better than that. hehehe... Of course I had to throw in the old, "was it as good for you?"